4 Science 4 2009.

In Beijing ’s railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket. It is impossible to jump queue.

Look at Here’s how the Sizhuan people queue up.

In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MTR had caused his wife pregnant!

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is David, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the receipt. I’m running late now.

[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the receipt]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your receipt.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

[waiter leaves]

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The receipt:
Soup of the Day ——————————— $10.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day —————- $3.50

just ignore this post!
LOL.
i am just upset that i couldnt attend two parties in a row for today. how sad it is.
however,
i want to introduce a movie!

this is awesome man. go and watch it although you know, guys, only two or three ladies only in this movie.

rate 9/10

any hw? haha. i dont think i should ask this. because i will never do them. LOL =D

chong.

Aim: To investigate what Rachael did this Saturday?

Hypothesis: Rachael was watching wacky Sims 3 baby glitches and weird prego Sims 2 vids



Observation: 1. Sims 3 toddlers are creepy. Oo



2. Sims 3 babies are highly independent???



3. Sims 2 males have the ability to become prego??

With baby ALIENS?

ALIEN QUADRUPLETS???



4. Sims 2 werewolves are fugly, unlike Jacob Black. *Beware, Kit Yee and Jeslyn. BEWARE. lol*

...

Inference: Rachael likes to waste her time watching pointless Sims videos.

Conclusion: 1.EA Games should be more careful when programming baby Sims.

2. Rachael is SO going to buy Sims 3 and watch baby Sims morph into some girrafe-looking creatures.

*SINISTER LAUGH*

xoxo Enjoy the weekends, 4S4ians!

~Rachael aka Spongebob, rotflmao, Cookie and Rioting

TEEHEE! :D

CRAP. I HAVEN'T DO TATABAHASA...

What is soo...interesting?

Have you ever seen...

FYI, it's our Chemistry teacher's birthday today!

Happy Birthday, Puan Chan! :)

And oh yeah... I think some of us were not aware that our Physics teacher, Puan Ang Bang Lee's birthday fell last Tuesday, 4th August.

And back to Biology lesson today...

*that's not my hand... lol. :D*

I admit it.

I'm a sadist.

You have been warned...

No doubt. Biology experiments are SUPER fun! *evil laughter*

Everyone else: *sweat...* ==

xoxo

~rachael :)

Super talented guy who won Britain's Got Talent in 2008!!!